My Christmas List

Dear Santa,

I am not sure how good I have been this year, but unarguably I've been better than the year before that. If you're still taking requests, here's what I would like for Christmas:

Tambourine (so I can be in a band)
Flight of the Conchords DVD
The self-discipline to work on the next book
A new belt for my turntable

Sincerely,
Ashley Crownover
Age 41