OH MY GOSH, I'm so excited! I am going to learn Spanish. I won a semester's worth of weekly tutoring sessions in a recent fundraising auction and am beside myself with joyous anticipation. Despite language training in Polish and French, I have failed repeatedly to teach myself to converse in this extremely prevalent language. Being able to communicate in Spanish will open up a whole new world of random people whose lives I can insert myself into without their consent. Me llamo Ashley, y me gusta hablar!